I wouldn't have cared if my girlfriend was a Jaguar-driving Cyclops with a beard - I'd have been grateful just to have someone to make out with.

John Green
I wouldn't have cared if my girlfriend was a Jaguar-driving...
I wouldn't have cared if my girlfriend was a Jaguar-driving...
I wouldn't have cared if my girlfriend was a Jaguar-driving...
I wouldn't have cared if my girlfriend was a Jaguar-driving...
About This Quote

This quote is a great example of the benefit of a little imagination. With a little bit of thought, you can turn almost anything into something that is less terrible.

Source: Looking For Alaska

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